Chinese Zodiac Trailer
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May 21, 2012 by Ben Kahan
“Written, directed, produced, and action choreographed by Jackie Chan”. That’s all you need to know.
Coming off a string of hits including Karate Kid and Spy Next Door (instant classics), Chinese Zodiac proves that Jackie Chan can both find China’s National Treasure and spell mild-mannered curse words.
Take her away, boys.
Ben Kahan
If I were a car, I'd be a 1978 Mini Cooper Saloon - red, with racing stripes. Why? Because I love drinking petrol and I painted two racing stripes from my nutsack to my forehead, right now, to prove my point.
I'm a magician, hypnotherapist and casino poker dealer, which is because I'm an actor, and we make very little money and have to make do. Also, just a side note, "hypnotherapist" just came up with red squiggly lines on spellcheck, which shocks me because a) "hypnotherapy" doesn't and b) I consider this spellcheck as a gauge of future success in life and have found myself heartily disappointed.
Ironically, this spellcheck doesn't recognise "spellcheck". This has just created a black hole on the screen on my laptop, so I'll be going now to find something to fill it.
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