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Painfully Unfunny Red Band “The Watch” Trailer

 


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Posted May 4, 2012 by

Now that changing the title of films (Avengers Assemble? Really?) is like, you know, the cool thing to do, Ben Stiller’s Neighbourhood Watch is now titled simply The Watch, which will no doubt confuse Rolex aficionados and people who watch things alike.

In celebration of the new title, Fox have released a red-band trailer and, like all red-band trailers, this means that they’re allowed to say as many bad words and make as many cows blow up as they please. Which, thankfully, they do. But it’s not particularly funny.

We follow Ben Stiller with his Costco pals Vince Vaughn, Richard Ayoade and Jonah Hill, as they are the only people who know that their next-door neighbour is an alien, and they’re cool with him anally raping them.

Seriously, it’s in the trailer. Take a look.

I’ve never known a film trailer with this many jokes about dicks and cum and masturbation and rape be so hideously unfunny. What do you guys think?


Ben Kahan

 
If I were a car, I'd be a 1978 Mini Cooper Saloon - red, with racing stripes. Why? Because I love drinking petrol and I painted two racing stripes from my nutsack to my forehead, right now, to prove my point. I'm a magician, hypnotherapist and casino poker dealer, which is because I'm an actor, and we make very little money and have to make do. Also, just a side note, "hypnotherapist" just came up with red squiggly lines on spellcheck, which shocks me because a) "hypnotherapy" doesn't and b) I consider this spellcheck as a gauge of future success in life and have found myself heartily disappointed. Ironically, this spellcheck doesn't recognise "spellcheck". This has just created a black hole on the screen on my laptop, so I'll be going now to find something to fill it.