Now that changing the title of films (Avengers Assemble? Really?) is like, you know, the cool thing to do, Ben Stiller’s Neighbourhood Watch is now titled simply The Watch, which will no doubt confuse Rolex aficionados and people who watch things alike.
In celebration of the new title, Fox have released a red-band trailer and, like all red-band trailers, this means that they’re allowed to say as many bad words and make as many cows blow up as they please. Which, thankfully, they do. But it’s not particularly funny.
We follow Ben Stiller with his Costco pals Vince Vaughn, Richard Ayoade and Jonah Hill, as they are the only people who know that their next-door neighbour is an alien, and they’re cool with him anally raping them.
Seriously, it’s in the trailer. Take a look.
I’ve never known a film trailer with this many jokes about dicks and cum and masturbation and rape be so hideously unfunny. What do you guys think?



















