Red Dawn Trailer & Poster
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August 10, 2012 by Ben Kahan
Thor may sound like Shakespeare, and Chris Hemsworth may have delivered them with all the gusto of an F-16, so naturally you’d be right in thinking that this guy could make anything sound good. Well, dear reader, you haven’t yet heard some of the doozies they’ve got him vomiting in this first trailer for yet another 80s Hollywood remake Red Dawn.
Josh Peck, Josh Hutcherson, Adrianne Palicki, Isabel Lucas, and Connor Cruise are joining Hemsworth to protect the world (read: America) from China (read: North Korea) with patriotism (read: guns) because explosions (read: explosions).
Check out the poster and trailer below.
Ben Kahan
If I were a car, I'd be a 1978 Mini Cooper Saloon - red, with racing stripes. Why? Because I love drinking petrol and I painted two racing stripes from my nutsack to my forehead, right now, to prove my point.
I'm a magician, hypnotherapist and casino poker dealer, which is because I'm an actor, and we make very little money and have to make do. Also, just a side note, "hypnotherapist" just came up with red squiggly lines on spellcheck, which shocks me because a) "hypnotherapy" doesn't and b) I consider this spellcheck as a gauge of future success in life and have found myself heartily disappointed.
Ironically, this spellcheck doesn't recognise "spellcheck". This has just created a black hole on the screen on my laptop, so I'll be going now to find something to fill it.
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