I need to quickly prep you for this poster. You see, the main character, played by Milla Jovovich, is called Alice. And there was a book once that someone wrote and it’s called Alice in Wonderland. So this Alice, she’s in a world that’s populated by zombies (stay with us) and she’s been in a series of about forty-eight films that all revolve around this single plot device.
And because there’s no-one around except for zombies and bad people, the place is a bit of a mess. A wasteland, you could say. So now we get to the punchline: Alice in Wasteland. Because her name’s Alice, she’s in a wasty-land, and it sounds kind of sorta not at all like Alice in Wonderland! See? They’re clever, those folk.
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Isn’t that just the smartest?
Unfortunately, this film is actually really happening and will be released “Fall 2012″. We’re not giving any more details away because we respect you.
If I were a car, I'd be a 1978 Mini Cooper Saloon - red, with racing stripes. Why? Because I love drinking petrol and I painted two racing stripes from my nutsack to my forehead, right now, to prove my point.
I'm a magician, hypnotherapist and casino poker dealer, which is because I'm an actor, and we make very little money and have to make do. Also, just a side note, "hypnotherapist" just came up with red squiggly lines on spellcheck, which shocks me because a) "hypnotherapy" doesn't and b) I consider this spellcheck as a gauge of future success in life and have found myself heartily disappointed.
Ironically, this spellcheck doesn't recognise "spellcheck". This has just created a black hole on the screen on my laptop, so I'll be going now to find something to fill it.
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