Ryan Gosling Is Not Walt Disney
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March 12, 2012 by Ben Kahan
As imagined by French artist Pascal Witaszek, here is what Ryan Gosling would look like if he were playing Walt Disney in a biopic (naturally by Disney). Yes, it’s a stunning poster, and if the film ever were to come out, I’m sure Disney would sidestep all the anti-Semitism and slavery that Walt is known for (but keep in all the fluffy animals and subtle penises).
Ben Kahan
If I were a car, I'd be a 1978 Mini Cooper Saloon - red, with racing stripes. Why? Because I love drinking petrol and I painted two racing stripes from my nutsack to my forehead, right now, to prove my point.
I'm a magician, hypnotherapist and casino poker dealer, which is because I'm an actor, and we make very little money and have to make do. Also, just a side note, "hypnotherapist" just came up with red squiggly lines on spellcheck, which shocks me because a) "hypnotherapy" doesn't and b) I consider this spellcheck as a gauge of future success in life and have found myself heartily disappointed.
Ironically, this spellcheck doesn't recognise "spellcheck". This has just created a black hole on the screen on my laptop, so I'll be going now to find something to fill it.
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