A few days ago, the Ted trailer was both bloody hilarious and totally not cool for Christians and young people. Now, just for those people, Seth MacFarlane has released a totally-okay version of the trailer for your eyeballs to smile at.
While it has exactly zero swearing, it pushes a few buttons (what with the pot-smoking etc.) and manages to pack in twice as many jokes. We see just how Ted came about as well as a little bit more fleshing out of the story without really ruining anything.
Here’s hoping there’s still some funny left after all these clips.
Ted will be swearing at your children and punching you in the face on July 13th.
Ben Kahan
If I were a car, I'd be a 1978 Mini Cooper Saloon - red, with racing stripes. Why? Because I love drinking petrol and I painted two racing stripes from my nutsack to my forehead, right now, to prove my point.
I'm a magician, hypnotherapist and casino poker dealer, which is because I'm an actor, and we make very little money and have to make do. Also, just a side note, "hypnotherapist" just came up with red squiggly lines on spellcheck, which shocks me because a) "hypnotherapy" doesn't and b) I consider this spellcheck as a gauge of future success in life and have found myself heartily disappointed.
Ironically, this spellcheck doesn't recognise "spellcheck". This has just created a black hole on the screen on my laptop, so I'll be going now to find something to fill it.
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