Trailer Friday: Vampires and Aliens
Well, you lucky boys and girls, today we can show you two brand-spanking new trailers! One of them is crap, and the other one is crap! But you’ll probably end up seeing them anyway, because separately they are about an important American figure killing Vampires and potty-mouthed comedians stroking old women’s faces and humping aliens, but combine the two and it becomes Abraham Lincoln: Watching Vampire Hunters which is about Abe being potty-mouthed and stroking old vampire women’s faces while humping an alien.
Shit, why aren’t we in the scriptwriting business? Hollywood would EAT THAT UP.
So here’s the first – an apparently NSFW red-band trailer, which is pretty much a green-band trailer as far as we’re aware. No naughty words or particularly gratuitous violence. But then again, videogames have desensitised us all:
Then there’s the one with failing actor/comedians (with the exception of Richard Ayaode or however you spell his name – what the fuck is his agent doing?) doing some unfunny shit with an alien that looks like it’s out of the props room at my local amdram society:
But hey, they’re going to make Hollywood rich. Again.